Chiditarod based on the legendary Iditarod (This link will lead you to Sarah Palin, you’ve been warned) smuggled it’s way through the streets of Chicago last saturday and I caught up with some of the career drunks participants at The Five Star Bar to check out the different cart designs people came up with. Each cart had to be capable of carrying forty pounds of food and fit through a standard size door yadda yadda yadda (If you want to read about the race check out the OFFICIAL SITE).
Anyways
The Imperial AT-AT shopping cart above is one of the competitors and the two gentlemen standing next to it are the soon to be proud recipients of the most nerd lust since David Tennant first put on a pair of Chuck Tailor’s. The back end of this MANstrocity opens up, and so naturally being men of great vision they popped a keg inside of it for mid-race refreshment and morale.
That way libations could easily be dispensed from a ummm “hose” at the bottom. Awkward keg snow speeder inspired keg stands aside, I feel like these guys won the race no matter how many parsecs it took them to get there.
On Sunday night somebody wheat pasted these adorable little gas mask birds on the front of my building. I’m new to Chicago but I’ve seen these dudes other places (on Milwaukee near the Library), Do any of you know who does them or where else they might have put them up? I don’t like them as much as the Goons but, they are still pretty cool. What is it with this town and hating graffiti? My landlord had one of his employees scrape them off the next morning but, for a split second my wall was pretty legit.
Please don’t read the following interview. My new friend Wham Bam Pam talks about naughty parts, thrusting, and other shenanigans that happen when a man and woman really like one another. I know you warned me about girls like this but, I think I’m a little bit in lust with her and It’s not just because she takes her clothes off in public! Pam is disarmingly clever, ridiculously talented, AND SHE TAKES HER CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. She agreed to answer all the questions my clammy little hands could type and still manages to sound only mildly repulsed by my late night heavy-breathing phone calls. She talks openly and honestly about Burlesque, events, and other topics that make me giggle like a kid caught with a playboy under the mattress at her website ChicagoShimmy…. Don’t check that one out either Mom.
Your Son,
Rory
Awesome All Day
Hit the more button and prepare to be titillated. PERVS.
