Awesome All Day Good Will Tour Day #9: More fun with combustion and nudity!
So last night our totally badical host took us out to some brewery that had pitchers, large enough to shove two mostly developed babies into, for only $7 bucks! I assumed that was all we were going to do that night (primarily because cheap pitchers speak to me in a language only my heart can understand) but, we ended up heading out to a bar that specialized in whiskey/ endangering my personal safety.*
*surprisingly, without the use of said whiskey.
The house band were pretty solid and after finishing their set several of them did some intense fire dancing… IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR. If your anything like me, you’ve always wanted to see a dude who looks like Frank Zappa give some girl a lap dance while simultaneously using lighter fluid to set her extremities ablaze. The best part? they were no joke called Magic Fire and the Faerie Pranksters. I guess Captain LSD and his Psychedelic Drum Circle Jam Band was already taken.
My personal scent this morning is a heady mixture of lighter fluid, pure unadulterated man, and beer. I’m chalking this one up as a win.
July 4th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Smoke & Barrel is definitely the most crazy fun place in all of Arkansas. Bravo to your delightful hosts for showing you the very best!
July 4th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
So Awesome! I heard that they specialize in whiskey…. SO DO I!
July 5th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Holy shit, that’s me in that chair getting a fire lap dance. Whoa.
July 5th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Wow! it was awesome! Were you scared?
July 6th, 2009 at 8:13 am
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