Awesome All Day Good Will Tour Day #17: The AWESOME-ACTION-SUIT.
Being rad can be hard on your clothes. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve flexed off my shirt or danced off my pants while wearing inferior street wear. Thankfully, the kind folks at the Tucson Arizona Savers have finally provided me with an article of clothing that can stand up to the every day wear and tear of The Awesome All Day Good Will Tour.
Behold!
THE AWESOME-ACTION-SUIT & IT’S
FABULOUS FEATURES!
Strength Augmenting ”Euro Cut” V-neck!
Musical Prowess Enhancing “Bicep-Window” Sleeves!
Acceleration Maximizing “Racing Stripe” Accents!
Sex Appeal Accelerating “Pheromone Infused” Short Shorts!
July 17th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I dare you to sport that get-up in Sacramento.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Rory, that last jump in the video I need on constantly loop on my eyeball gif tatooed retina as the Lost island goes back in time three seconds over and over forever. FORFRUCKING EVER> VROOM
July 21st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
[...] That’s why I think it’s time for a paradigm shift in men’s fashion and a restructuring of the way we ponder casual, formal, and work wear. A romper inspired by women’s fashion, but cut for the brawny heroic proportions of a man. A timeless garment that leaves the entire known stratosphere of the onesie behind. I give you: THE MANSIE. [...]