Letting Myself Go #2: My love for you is like photosynthesis.
Dear Bean Pod Lady,
I know this is kind of forward, but I’m in love with you. I’m not sure why or when it happened, but I think it has something to do with your fuzzy green exoskeleton, your bean like frontside lady parts, or the way you smiled when I asked you questions about the poppy seeds you were handing out (BTW I promise not to plant them till September, to ensure maximum yield).
Mother Nature broke the sexy mold when she made you sweet heart… Case in point: you’re moon shaped body looks genetically engineered to spoon.
You seem like the type of legume that wouldn’t mind turning your cell phone off, spending a day in the pod watching Battle Star Galactica, and cuddling… am I right?
Other then flora promotion, do you have any hobbies? Would you be interested in running away to a deserted island with me, where we could frolic all day and plant poppy seeds all night?
Yours,
Rory from Awesome All Day
P.S. If there is a “Mr. Ben Pod Lady”, you know he’ll never love you like I do:
August 25th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I want to be her for Halloween… Maybe that’s what it takes to fall in love around here.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
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