What could have been: Two regret filled pea’s in a pod.

A few of you might remember that in August I found that special someone my heart had been waiting for… Well unfortunately my little love Legume left me without even telling me her name. It hurt but, I’m used to disappointment and had already made three of the seven steps to recovery (acceptance, threatening phone calls, and stealing her DVDs).
So that’s why this hurt. so. much.

Dear bean pod lady,
This could have been the product of our (Mutual?) lust. I would have found us a nice little field with plenty of sunlight to rase our freshly sprouted cabbage patch kid the best way two crazy/romantic/fiber filled seed sacks could.
Instead it’s me writing love letters that you’ll never read and browsing Craig’s list missed connections/casual encounters looking for a sliver of the magic you showed me on that warm day at the state fair in late August.
Holla back at me grrl
Always yours,
Rory


October 28th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
maybe she’ll be back next year!
October 28th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
She a hoe. my boy steve hit that.