Good News/Bad News #3: BRB.
BAD NEWS
Rory: Hey readers, I’m going to be out of town for the next week or so. There is no wifi where I’m going sooo The next week is going to be real quiet on awesome all day.
All of you in Unison: Ok dude.
Rory: It’s cool though, because I have a bunch of posts in the works about everything you have ever been interested in!
All of you in Unison: Alright have a good time… (Why is he telling us this?)
Rory: See ya later guys! I’ll be back next sunday! I’m going to miss you all as you miss me!
All of you in Unison: Later… (Is he gone yet? We just wanna watch videos featuring talking cats on youtube)
Rory: See Ya again! Love ya! Do svidaniya (That’s russian for goodbye!) Yay! BE BACK IN A WEEK!
HIT THE MORE BUTTON FOR THE GOOD NEWS. PLEASE. NOW.
GOOD NEWS
I found your Slinky.
It was next to my house.
You might wanna pick it up because I’ll be out of town for about a week and I won’t be able to keep an eye on it for you while I’m gone.
