Dear Neighbors: A formal apology to the residents of Cheese Mansion.

Sorry blurry mystery person, I had forgotten there were photos taken by the ever vigilant Steven Kerr, Otherwise I would have posted this ages ago.

Dear Neighbors,

I’m really sorry you have to live next to me. I understand that you probably don’t appreciate it when I have impromptu fire work displays at 3AM. I assume that most of you have day jobs and while you appreciate patriotism there are better times and locations. I assure you that there is only a small chance of it happening again due to the police informing me that it was a felony (don’t freak out mom, I totally would have blamed it on a patsy). From now on I will try to keep all explosions inside my apartment and away from your loved ones and possessions.

Thank you for your patience,

Rory

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