Real things seen and Heard in (around-ish) Sacramento: ANIMAL OVERLORD ADDITION.
San Francisco
“Whooooa dude If you think about it, we feed the dolphins and keep them safe… And all they have to do is jump out of the water every so often. It’s a pretty sweet deal for them. Have you heard that they fight sharks and save surfers and stuff? I’ve never seen a human fight a shark… They must be super smart! What if aliens visited and ran into dolphins before they ran into us (Cause you know like 95% of the earth is covered in water)? What if they thought that dolphins were the superior earth species?! What if they ARE the superior earth species!?”
-Guy who made the “Dolphin” blanket.
Apple Hill
I’m going to go on the record here in saying that I don’t hate cats. Although, I don’t consider them trustworthy either. Look at this crazy cat kissing flag pictured above… Those cats appear to be locked in a loving embrace (under an oh so romantic crescent moon) but withcloser examination you will notice that both of them are staring directly at the viewer with their Arctic predator eyes. You know why no one makes dog kissing flags? Because no one needs to convince people that dogs are not heartless killers waiting to pounce on their masters when the moment presents itself.
ALSO
Dear Crazy Cat ladies,
You’re are freaking the rest of us out. I’m officially putting you on notice.
Watch your back,
Rory
Awesome All Day
November 20th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
you are focused on honey? what the fuck is wrong with RAYNE dude? they shouldnt be giving speed to cats.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I figured if I didn’t notice RAYNE he wouldn’t notice me.