Things We Could Afford if We had Jobs! #1
Awesomeness isn’t just about doing fun things and living your life to the fullest, it’s also about owning more stuff than all the other kids in your neighborhood. In an effort to make your life better than that of your peers, Awesome All Day will be posting brand new life-altering products (which we would totally buy if this site actually made any money) to wow and amaze your friends and relatives. THUS A NEW FEATURE IS BORN!
NERD STREET CRED SERVED ICE COLD!!
$34.99 on Amazon.com
When doing research for our recent sled adventure we came across the mother of all geeky outdoor toys. Possibly the greatest thing involving snow since the Donner party, imagine you and your eight foot fur covered friend bombing down the slopes on this slightly modified Currelian freighter. Our only complaint is that at its core it’s a disc-style sled, the kind which have been known to be difficult to control, decapitate children, and to be slower then your standard wooden toboggan. We’re giving the Millennium Falcon the finger three times out of four because of the sheer geekiness it promotes, but we’re subtracting one finger because of its disc style design.
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WIZARD COSTUME!
$19.95 at getsnuggie.com
At first we saw this commercial and we thought “Wow, a blanket with sleeves! Just what we needed! No more missed phone calls because our arms are all tangled in this stupidly complicated comforter!” Yeah, you might get made fun of a little bit the first time anyone sees you wear this, but just wait until it gets cold and they want to cuddle. THE SNUGGIE ONLY SNUGGLES ONE. We’re giving the Snuggie Blanket the Finger once because one is the loneliest number.
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HOT ISLAND ANGST!
$39.99 on Amazon.com
LOST Season 4 is out on DVD and with the 5th season right around the corner, you’ll probabably want to bone up on what’s been going on in the lives of your second favorite magical island survivors. This season didn’t answer a lot of questions but maybe if you get it on DVD you can memorize all those wacky LOST conundrums and then bring them up with people who have never seen the show (THEY LOVE THAT)! We’re giving Sawyer’s abs the finger four times, don’t judge us.
February 1st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
February 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
[...] originally uploaded by Black Luna for wardrobe_remix Ah finally! The coziness of a cape, but with the undeniable convenience of sleeves. Its like a couture Snuggie! [...]
February 17th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
snuggie is weird, almost like a cult with the robe backwards
March 16th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Appreciate the info guys, thanks